Did You Know Barack Obama Has Soviet Russian Czars on his Staff?

Barack Obama has destroyed our economy, health care system and long-standing societal accord with his lecherous presidency, and there is one thing many of us have missed: Obama is also a Soviet communist.

It is one thing to have socialist tendencies, such as duplicitous “leaders” like Franklin “Trotsky” Roosevelt and Bill Clinton, but an entirely different ballgame when a sitting president creates SOVIET POSITIONS right into our government. I pray for you to sit down before a reveal this, in case you missed it and it is coming new to you.

Barack Hussein Obama has created the position of ‘Czar’ within his presidential staff. Seriously.

Czars are proto-Russian commies who hate America so much that they vowed eternal war against our Christian country. They have always been the money and power behind communism, though liberal professors will lie and tell you that they “magically” disappeared in 1917. This is a bag of lies.

It is no coincidence that Czars took a closet spook role during World War 1, then reemerged to put their new puppet — Adolf Hitler — into power during World War 2. They recruited the science and financial power that fueled the USSR’s Cold War against Earth, with only America to protect every other country, and now they have a puppet in American office and they call their Pinocchio by the name of Barack Hussein Obama.

Some will try to say this is ridiculous, but let us look at the positions Obama has granted his Overlords back in Russia.

Since taking office in 2009, Barack Obama has created the following positions and has filled them with his Soviet comrades:

Pay Czar, Border Czar Energy Czar, Urban Czar, Tech Czar, Faith Based Czar, Health Reform Czar, TARP Czar, Drug Czar, Stimulus Accountability Czar, Non-Proliferation Czar, Terrorism Czar, Regulatory Czar, Guantanamo Closure Czar, AIDS Czar, Weather Czar, Intelligence Czar, Economic Czar, Green Jobs Czar and Cybersecurity Czar.

My friends, this information is very alarming. No longer do we have the protection of our dear passed Senator Joseph McCarthy and President Ronald Reagan. These men loved America and hated communism with all their being.

Now we have a man, Barack Obama the proven socialist, who has literally invited a pack of hungry wolves to lord over our pastures of peace and tranquility. No one is safe and the appetite of Russians is only satiated by cold violence and exploitation.

After speaking with our moral Republican Representative Darrell Issa of Texas about this, he said he was also concerned about Obama’s “shadow cabinet” and the Czar position “is a danger to the very question of who is advising the president and on what basis.”

We have no choice but to impeach Barack Obama. This is clearly the appointment of Soviet spies into our government, and they are trying to circumvent standards and procedures. You know who else did this type of thing? Adolf Hitler.

So unless you would trust Adolf Hitler to organize a dinner party for you and your loved ones, you should join in writing your nearest Republican leader and offering your support to help throw all Russian Czars out of this nation! We are not COMMIES! No Czars!

We are to have a moral president. We have a Congress. We have a Supreme Court. We have God.

That is what this nation was founded on and nowhere in the constitution does it say COMRADE COMMIE CZAR! Barack Rosenberg Obama must be impeached!

African Pirate Ship Attacks US Navy Helicopter

The tribal people of Africa have once against brought the darkness upon our Christian world!

Violent by nature, a black gang of African Somalians hijacked an innocent Taiwanese-flagged fishing vessel. The Taiwanese are good people who make stuff for us to buy at Wal-mart, and the skilless Africans were jealous!

Somehow these lowlife savages managed to get a large caliber Soviet gun upon a fishing boat, then opened fire on the Taiwanese import vessel. The Taiwan’s little eyes squinted in fear as they called out for help on their radio.

Enter America.

We sent a US Navy helicopter to perhaps, scare off the Africans from their violent attempts at once again abducting innocents.

According to official reports, the US Navy chopper was making a routine surveillance of our ocean waters along the African coastline, when they heard the Asians calling out for help.

The Somalians got scared and dared to aim their weapons at our flying machines! Their sin-marinated hands fired bullets at our Godly American soldiers. They are lucky those pilots did not have a real, non-biased leader named George W. Bush in office, because he would have ordered them to turn on their video recorder and make YouTube video of blowing them African sea beasts out of the water!

No one dares to declare war on our great nation and get away with it when we have a real president in office. But no, what do we have? An African.

Barack Obama is loyal to his African pirate brothers so they know they can get away with such nonsense. I’m sick and tired of Obama’s reverse racism putting our nation and people at risk.

We all know Africans love to abduct people from their homeland and hold them hostage, making them work for free in their villages and holding them from ransom. I don’t even want to think about what those Africans are doing to the poor womens and children who were upon that Taiwanese Asian cargo boat.

Friends, the US Navy reports that the Africans have never had the Planter’s to fire their dangerous weapons upon our peace driven US Navy. Now, with Obama in office, they have.

As you read, they hold 105 people hostage, all on four ships.

If Obama was not racist and supporting Africa’s terrorizing and exploiting the world, he would order us to bomb their villages until there was nothing left or they surrendered. Instead, he lets them just keep attacking innocent just like Hitler did back in the 40s.

Let us pray God will step in and smite down these Somalians with hardship and suffering. They have a chip on their shoulders because their elite brother is in office; let us show them that even when we don’t have a proper president, we have a Father in heaven who will strike them down with the force of which not even 1,000 nukes can compare!

Boo African Somalia pirates! Boo! God sees your dark sins and you will pay!

Source: CBS News

Secret Soviet Russian Subs Found Patrolling America’s East Coast

Alert! Alert! Fear and panic race through Washington, as the Soviet Russians have relaunched the Cold War!

Early this morning, while innocent and defenseless American families on the East coast remained asleep, US surveillance caught two Soviet nuclear submarines ominously lurking only several miles from the US East coast.

Undoubtedly armed with enough nuclear armaments to wipe American cities off the map, these submarines are aggressive and may have been patrolling America’s border for days now.

Update: Moscow Confirms Subs, Refuses to Move Them Off America’s Border

The world is in peril. Only moments ago, Russian generals heralded their nuclear submarines that face America’s coast and the submarines are a clear sign of Soviet aggressiveness!

The cold-hearted, atheist Soviets justified their actions with standard Kremlin twists of facts and Soviet propaganda.

Source: Yahoo! News
A top Russian general says two nuclear-powered Russian attack submarines that have been spotted off the U.S. East Coast are part of regular patrols.

Anatoly Nogovitsyn, the deputy chief of staff of Russia’s armed forces, says the patrols are not newsworthy.

Nogovitsyn said Wednesday Russia resumed the submarine patrols after restarting strategic bomber patrol flights in 2007…

…U.S. defense officials said Tuesday that the Russian submarines had been patrolling in international waters for several days…

Nogovitsyn said the patrols were “a normal thing” and suggested the U.S. also has submarines patrolling near Russia.

Our American officials have stated that we currently have no cause for concern, for the subs have dared not do any action that is cause for extended worry.

The Soviets are testing America’s mettle, just as they did with the Cuban Missile Crisis. Instead of trying to stockpile nuclear-powered weapons in Cuba, however, this time they are just floating nuclear-powered subs and potential plane bomb-run lanes all through international waters.

Only America has a God-given right to patrol the Earth, and the Monroe Doctrine expressly forbids any foreign aggression in our Hemisphere of Earth or any other land we claim to be under our protection or surveillance.

We must show our American power to the Soviets before it’s too late! Imagine the sorrow in your heart when the Soviets invade and your sons are forced into gulags while your wife and daughters are forced to keep a fat, drunk vodka-swigging soldier’s bed warm during a Siberian winter?

These are the things that fill a Soviet soldier’s fantasy and we have no choice but to re-declare Cold War upon the Godless communist regime!

Let us build lasers upon our American moon! Let us send men to Mars and plant flags to claim the planet in the name of our Christian nation!

At the end of World War 2, God blessed America with nuclear weapons. He allowed us to quickly bring peace to Japan and the rest of the world by giving us but a few teaspoons of divine bombing power.

Sadly, Democrats have shared the secrets of our Heavenly Birthright with sadistic nations that do not have the decency to have God’s name in their anthem, money or hearts!

For this reason we have no choice but to simply stockpile the most nukes. We must stockpile millions of nukes not only in our country, but the lands of all of our allies as well. They are with us or communist.

America is superior due to God’s favor: we are capitalists. We allow his money markets to run free, God’s invisible hand the only guiding force that’s needed to control it.

We trust him with our money and he trusts us to defend his people from harm. Rest assured that we have weapons that are better than nukes, and I will shout with glory once we unveil them to the world and once again strike down the communists with fear of our God.

They will tremble once we assemble a complex satellite network that’s capable of swatting their slow Russian missiles out of the air. Their cold hearts will race with panic once they get a taste of our super-laser.

Their worthless potato-chucking troops will cry when our new EATR robot technology ravages their land and fallen whiskey scented corpses.

Woe unto a nation that stands before our Christian might! The Soviets have declared war and we surely will finish it, all to protect innocent Americans from being squished by the rusty tracks of a Soviet tank.

Obama Bin Laden – America’s Greatest Error or Odd New Hope

Everyone on the liberal left laughed it up when prophetic conservatives on fine stations such as Fox News, with independent journalists such as the graceful Ann Coulter or Michell Cmalkin as well, questioned the character of Barack Hussein Obama. Could this man be trusted? Could his name more accurately be that of our great enemy, Osama Bin Laden?

Well now signs are starting to point to yes and the likes of Jon Stewart and other liberal miscreants don’t find it so funny now, now do they?

Today it was revealed by our favorite sweet and brilliant journalist Michelle Malkin that Barack Obama is turning America communist. Basically, you’re going to have to equally pay off the mortgage responsibility of everyone else. This is exactly how it works in places like China and USSR.

On top of that Barack Obama has used his mystic influence to make members of Reagan’s GOP actually consider the NATIONALIZATION OF BANKS. Stimulus packages…universal housing payments…national banks.

You know who else did that when taking office? Hitler. I’m scared and I’m sure you are now too. No one should be laughing here.

Federation of American Scientists Catch Chinese Secretly Building Jin Class Submarines on Google Maps

The worst of our fears were confirmed recently, when the Federation of American Scientists (FAS) caught two secretly built Chinese Jin class submarines.

The Jin-class submarine is a very dangerous weapon, one of which the US government thought the Chinese managed to build only one.

The sharp-eyed American scientists at FAS recognized this communist weaponry, however, from a shot from Google Maps. Let us look upon the evidence:

Chilling. These two vessels obviously were constructed for one purpose, and that purpose is likely to assist in launching another sneak attack on the United States. Will the Asian armies come back for round two against Pearl Harbor and our Western seaboard?

This is truly cause for great concern and rest assured that even though they may practice some questionable forms of science, the good people of FAS will continue to monitor this very troubling region as shown in the past.

Obama Stimulus Package Gets Passed By House!

Mercy me, America is now officially down the path of Socialism, which naturally leads to all sorts of trouble.

Today, despite the best efforts of a fractured GOP, new United States President Obama managed to sway the minds of House Democrats to accept his gigantic economic stimulus package. The measure passed by a margin of he 244-188.

With every single Republican in the House of Representatives refusing to accept the package, Obama still managed to pass his $819 billion recovery plan on the power of the liberal Democrat votes.

A plan for two years, this economic package will focus on opening new ways for the government to spend money. You can bet some money will be funneled away to help terror nations and increase the amount of abortions in the US.

Now while Obama will try to convince you this economic recovery package is good, do not be deceived. He’ll tell you this package will create 3 million new jobs. That’s farce.

What it will do is further cripple the US economy while giving the last of our money to terror enablers, baby killers and all the other immoral liberals. After they are finish selling out our great nation, their goal will be to have enough money left over to fly the Russian Soviet flag high over Washington, DC.

For everyone who did not vote for McCain, you had better hope we can survive this economic turmoil –a turmoil that was nearly cured by President Bush in 2012– until we can pick a new leader in 2012.

Godless Soviets Claim America Will Fall By 2010

The Godless soviets have been busy spreading more propaganda this week, now making the preposterous claim that America will fall by 2010.  Here is the bizarre works of one of their village elders:

As reported by the good folks at Fox, “Professor” Panarin had this to say:

“There’s a 55-45 percent chance right now that disintegration will occur,” He continued, “One could rejoice in that process.”

Not to defend the Soviets, but it’s almost understandable how some of them could believe the US is on the verge of falling. Surely, this great nation of America –founded one the guiding principles of Christian fellowship and ethic– has fallen out of its relationship with God.

It all started in the 1960s, when a liberal Supreme Court decided to ban children from praying in school. Such sacrilege actions resulted in several generations of people who failed to recognize the importance of God in this nation, and as such our distance from piety is directly responsible for the current economic crisis, slagging infrastructure and hiccups in the War against Terror.

What the Soviet village leader failed to realize, however, is that there are many in America who continue to have faith and trust in divinity for salvation and mercy. It’s that faith that will see us through Obama’s presidency, which is the most attributable reason for Russia being coy, and into another proper Republican man of the faith as the leader of the US in 2012.