The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.

Three times in US history the federal government has initiated Operation Wetback, each time to round up and deport illegal aliens in order to free up American jobs for American workers.

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.

In England they don’t have a lot of things going on in the news like America does, so they often turn to the tabloid fare in order to keep their knickers wenched during tea time. This week it is the marriage of their future king William to harlot and terrorist sympathizer Kate Middleton.

First there was the earthquake. One of the five biggest that has ever been recorded in history. Then the tsunami came, destroying the coastal cities and killing possibly thousands. Now there are explosions at nuclear plants. There is no doubt Japan is being smote. I wouldn’t be surprised if these were only the first three of seven plagues to be cast upon them.

Not long ago the world watched in shock and horror as the noble President Bush, giving a final inspirational speech to an Iraqi people to whom he brought freedom, was assaulted by the shoes of a crazed Iraqi journalist. As Bush was bringing confidence and security to Iraq during a [...]

Being emboldened now that he’s only days away from taking office, President-elect Barack Hussein Obama has now taken to striking terror and fear into the hearts of innocent, defenseless babies. Warning: A harrowing image of terrorism follows: My word. My word. Though we’re all born with original sin, the heart [...]