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Are Mexicans Secretly Converting To Islam?

February 26, 2011 11:46 pm8 comments
Kenyan President Barack Obama shares a Islam Sandwhich with a Mexican

Recent reports out of Mexico have Islam gaining ground on other religions amongst the poor and indigent native population.

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Computer Worm Hits Iran Nuke Plant, Ahmadinejad Disheveled

September 27, 2010 5:18 am1 comment
Computer Worm Hits Iran Nuke Plant, Ahmadinejad Disheveled

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad expresses livid anger and grave concern, a novel computer worm has crippled Iran’s industrial complex. Computers responsible for nuclear, water, energy and sewage facilities are all compromised, Iranian programmers cannot find a solution. [cetsEmbedGmap src=http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=tehran,+iran&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,78.662109&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Tehran,+Iran&t=h&z=10 width=140 height=140 marginwidth=5 marginheight=10 float=right frameborder=0 scrolling=no]Tehran, Iran – A devastating [...]

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Tropical Storm Hermine Set To Cleanse Mexico With Deathmaker Winds, Ravaging Rains

September 6, 2010 6:06 pm18 comments
Tropical Storm Hermine Set To Cleanse Mexico With Deathmaker Winds, Ravaging Rains

Mexico is dirty with sins: drugs, whore demons, illegal sneakers and swine flu curses! God set it upon President Ronald Reagan’s heart for America to set the most crucial edict of the 20th century: get all Mexican illegals out of our country! We warned Mexico to keep their taco-breather illegals [...]

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Barack Obama: “We Are Giving Taxpayer Money to Help Afghan Terrorists Rebuild”

September 4, 2010 4:36 pm17 comments
Barack Obama:  “We Are Giving Taxpayer Money to Help Afghan Terrorists Rebuild”

Barack HUSSEIN Obama.  His hands as dark as his soul!  You can seem them up above, with your taxpayer money! Look at his hands, giving out our money to the poor non-working, to the sloven crime-stats looming in the lowest parts of our Capitalist Nation of Democracy and Freedom. And [...]

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President George W. Bush Finally Speaks

June 6, 2010 12:31 pm11 comments
President George W. Bush Finally Speaks

United States President George W. Bush has finally spoken out. After remaining silent since Barack Hussein Obama assumed office and claimed he could lead America, President Bush has had enough and is once again giving his sage wisdom and leadership to America. President Bush is a man of action and [...]

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Egyptian Tomb Hieroglyphic Prophesies Obama’s Dark Reign

June 7, 2009 12:26 pm1 comment
Egyptian Tomb Hieroglyphic Prophesies Obama’s Dark Reign

Godless-wonder Barack Obama toured the terror lands last week, where he made dark pacts and veiled agreements with his Arab brethren. As could be expected, they spent much time touring pyramids of ancient Pharaohs who routinely did things like curse God and try to commit genocide upon his children of [...]

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Former Terror Loving Iraqis Open Arms to Romance on Valentine’s Day

February 15, 2009 6:40 pmComments Off
Former Terror Loving Iraqis Open Arms to Romance on Valentine’s Day

Only a few years ago, Iraq was a very dark, desolate place.  The lands were full of sand and the people were forced to live in little hovels, much like seen with the Tuscan Raiders in George Lucas’ Star Wars series. While the day burned hotter than the surface of [...]

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Heathen World, Why Must You Hate America?

February 10, 2009 8:01 am3 comments
Heathen World, Why Must You Hate America?

Hello friends, Joe P. Reagan here and there is one question on my mind today. World, why must you hate the moral nation of America? At five o’clock last Friday, like millions of other Americans I happily fled my office and looked forward to a nice weekend of solace and [...]

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Comrade Obama Closes Guantanamo Bay Prison

January 22, 2009 11:42 pm7 comments

Only a few days into office and Barack Obama is already forwarding the vast Liberal Conspiracy, this time signing an executive order WHICH WILL SHUT DOWN GUANTANAMO BAY. As you know, Guantanamo Bay is a nice facility where American diplomats engage in polite discussions with potential terrorists and informants from [...]

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Iran Hates Peace, Wants To To Nuke Your Freedom and Children

January 3, 2009 5:00 am6 comments
Iran Hates Peace, Wants To To Nuke Your Freedom and Children

Reagan’s Moral Minute Joe P. Reagan on Terrorists: Email Me Dear friends, have you ever stopped to think about how blessed we are to live in an advanced culture with a foundation built upon Christian principles?  It’s truly amazing. Just consider the internet.  Powered by technological wonder and mystery, it [...]

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