The film “The Avengers”, which is about a group of superheroes (demons who believe that their magical powers are stronger than Jesus) trying to “save” the Earth.  The film was produced by the increasingly evil and homosexual Disney Corporation as a way of promoting the use of magical powers.  It [...]

This week’s big movie is “The Avengers”. As I write this the movie has broken a record with a staggering $200.3 million debut this weekend. The figure crushes “Harry Potter” which previously held the three-day record with a measly $169.1 million from last July. This should show the world that America is a good wholesome country. We love our American heroes and don’t take crap from anyone. Especially little effeminate British wiccans that teach our children to turn away from Christianity.
But for me, my only problem with the movie is the director, Joss Whedon. He has been putting filth on the air waves of America, since 1997. For almost two decades this man has been teaching Americas youth to hate America and to turn from what is right. Let’s review his previous TV sins against humanity.

Much has been ballyhooed lately about the new movie adaptation of the Marvel Comic icon, Thor. Reports have it set to top $60 million at the weekend box office. Well, ten of those dollars belonged to Christwire, as I entered the gallery of sin known as my local AMC movie theater last weekend to bring you the full story behind this thoroughfare.