“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

Several months ago a man named Stu Rasmussen gained national notoriety, which was beyond common as he simply the mayor of a smaller town named Silverton. Unlike other small town mayors, Stu had one interesting liner to add to his resume: he is the first openly transgender mayor in the [...]