The men of Illinois should be very afraid.  A miliant group of lesbian atheists have used genetics to create a breed of fish called the Pacu.  The name of the fish is an anagram that stands for Penis Amputating Castrations Underwater.  The pacu fish is actually a specialized genetic weapon. [...]

A 17-year-old honor student in Texas spent the weekend in jail.  She cried and was jailed for missing too many classes.  If this girl was just another lazy high school senior who wanted to run around town, causing all sorts of trouble and messing up traffic with her naturally bad [...]

Holly Mornser, a new mermaid species created by crazed atheist superscientists.  These superscientists are trying to play God and prove the ‘big bang’ by creating lust mermaids with giant fish tunnel sinslits to convince men that it’s natural to lust outside the boundaries of natural order. My anger is kindled [...]

Cops have killed a naked man who was allegedly eating the face of another man.  Like most oddball stories, this weird news is from the state of Florida. At around 2 pm, police received reports that two men were fighting. When officers arrived at the scene, they could only process [...]

A Baraboo man was forced to make a citizen’s arrest, as he caught a male dance instructor defiling a married woman with Satanic dances. Dane’s county sherrif’s department reports the man used detective work to see a married woman had invited a male dance instructor to her home, where she [...]

When God created all animals on Earth, he ordered us to treat them and eat them with respect. Now the Godless Chinese are doing just the opposite and forcing this poor fish to know it’s being eaten alive. Several months ago, Chinese chef scientists allegedly devised a way to fry [...]

A beaver urinates on a news correspondent. Sometimes the headlines just take care of themselves. Watch CBS News Videos Online

Our dear friend John Nolte has uncovered shocking new media which reveals our school children performing praises to Barack Hussein Obama. As you know, Obama thinks himself a god unto men.  He claims to be a reincarnated deity of the black Egyptian pantheon, but we know that’s just a sick [...]

Pee-Wee Herman is a dangerous actor who used to have a children’s show named Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. Every day I wrote and boycotted that sick show which promoted talking demon chairs, a man who giggled from drugs and gay agenda! When that show was taken off the air and rumors circulated [...]

Here’s a great moral conundrum for you hippie-hipster ethical relativists who read Christwire for a rare glimpse of common sense. I know you people love the environment and show that by riding around town on your fancy expensive bicycles. You think it’s funny to pedal in the wrong direction or [...]

http://www.coolmom.com || One of my favorite hobbies is eating out, but sometimes you have to do it recession style. Now, some of us are feeling the downsize (me), and some aren’t, so beware when you go out to eat with them.
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http://www.coolmom.com || A couple of years ago, I was performing at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. in LA. A male comic came on later and brought the house down, the kind of rolling, “I think I may pee” funny. I wish I knew his name to give him credit. He did a bit where he said, “You know, the only people who care about astrology are straight woman, gay woman, and gay men. Straight men would sooner have a discussion about how much money it would take for them to give another man a blow job than talk about astrology. Which, by the way, for me is $4,800 if I’m drunk, $6,000 if I’m sober.” I’m sure I’m getting a few words wrong, but this comic had us in stitches. A friend of my husband’s was undone, “OMG, I’ve had that conversation.” I wish I had written that bit because for a long time now this astrology thing has really bugged. about Here’s a vlog I did when I was still pregnant about astrology.
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Read the full article on Etsy’s blog: http://www.etsy.com/storque/handmade-life/handmade-portraits-artstew-3491/Back in the 1970′s Holly Stewart aka Artstew was a single mom trying to raise two daughters. Holly decided to forgo art school to support her family, ultimately paying the bills and gaining respect within her Oklahoma City community by becoming a police officer. Even as she put in her time with the force (15 years!), she was always drawing…(music by Michael Chapman, Steve Gunn, The And Group, animation by JuliaPott)Watch more Handmade Portrait videos by Etsy:http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D5F437BACC0EDCD3
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Iggy Pop said: “One of the most moving songs of the record Préliminaires is called King Of The Dogs, where Fox tells you how cool it is to be a dog, how much it beats human life”. This revolutionnary interactive video directed by Patrick Boivin lets you decide which dog you want to be between a business man, a bum and an explorer. New album Préliminaires Out May 25th.http://www.iggypoppreliminaires.com
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Mary Louise Parker, Sandra Oh, Brooke Smith, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Saffron Burrows speak out about conflict minerals and the crisis in the Congo.
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