This is an excerpt from my famed radio essay, If I were the Devil. (Warning for a Nation) IF I WERE THE DEVIL – BY Abe Goodman If I were the devil, I’d make Earth my very home. My first act would be to trick everyone into voting a Muslim [...]
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