Movie Review: Abraham Lincoln, Twilight Vampire Hunter Rating: H (Holy Fun for the Family) for anti-wizardry, anti-witchcraft, Medieval anti-vampire rage, anti-homosexual twinkle fingerings, anti-twiddle rompus, denounces Satanic love spells, anti-evolution, Abe rejects Bella thigh exposures, shows danger, aborting vampire fetuses, Republican Christian values, great in 3d It is a rare treat when we can [...]