December 7, 2012 4:24 pm
By Mark E. Figs (An angry Negress, upset that her Negro husband would not give her the car keys to go be in the “Bad Girls Club.”) Everywhere you look, men are being attacked and persecuted for having penises and muscular strength. Certain words or phrases that we used to [...]
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February 15, 2012 1:32 pm
One of the most common justifications that Christians employ for the persecution of homosexuals is that homosexuality is a choice. “By actively choosing it,” they say, “they have condemned their souls to Hell.” Well, I’m a Christian, and who knows what happens to your soul if you’re gay? I sure [...]
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November 2, 2011 8:15 pm
They do not go on the interwebz If you meet a girl anywhere in the tubes of the interwebz, she is either: a) a gay trucker b) a scheming Nigerian c) me having a joke, or d) a FBI agent trying to get pics of your junk so he can [...]
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October 22, 2009 1:50 am
Today as I arrived home from a long day at the office, my wife did not have supper prepared. Somewhat vexed by not having the warm, succelent scents of herbs and spices wafting through my home to my nose, I quickly ordered to children to bring the woman to me. [...]
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February 25, 2009 3:55 pm
As economic times continue to grow more terse with Barack Obama’s reckless spending, failure to protect American businesses and expensive war-mongering in Iraq, many jobless Americans are once again looking for private, entrepreneurial means to generate extra income. One noble venture one may attempt to try is the selling and [...]
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February 15, 2009 1:55 am