Professional wrestling is the gayest homogay activity to ever happen to America. For those of you who don’t know, wrestling consists of two, vaseline-coated, muscle-bound homo wrestlers “grappling” in the “squared circle” until one of them pins or submits the other — usually after forcing genitalia into their opponents face. Look into the audience at any wrestling event and what do you see? A legion of meth-addicted gay homosexuals who cheer and become sexually aroused at the sight of two, oiled-up muscular men contorting their bodies and writhing in homosexual pleasure.