The new raver party drug “Satan’s Bath Salts” has now reached New Jersey and has broken out in the house where The Jersey Shore is filmed. It would figure MTV would take advantage of this new zombie scourge to boost ratings and have Snookie deliver a zombie baby. Time Magazine [...]

Shock and horror continues to fill the streets of Miami.  Children have been pulled from summer school and men are fastening the shutters to their homes shut with 2 x 4s.  Women can only hope that their families are not the next to be victimized in what we in the media [...]