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Eye Drops Have Been Recalled Due To Extreme Health Risks

It has come to my attention that the FDA has made a demanding recall of specific eye drop brands due to serious and severe health risks. I came across this information in an article that stated the following: “The FDA recommended the manufacturer of these products recall all lots on October 25, 2023, after “agency

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The Legend of Zelda Reveals Teaser Trailer For New Animated Series On YouTube

The Legend of Zelda has finally accepted cinematic aid from an extravagant YouTuber. This YouTuber has been in the works to partner with the parent company and video game giant, Nintendo as far as getting the ball rolling on an animated The Legend of Zelda series. It’s been a long time coming and I truly

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Pokemon Go Player Uses Special Pokemon Ball To Summon Sinister Pokemon

The popular mobile game, Pokemon Go, has caused all sorts of problems worldwide. Problems such as low battery life on cell phones, overheating devices, exploding devices, and others. It’s absolutely shameful and just flat-out dangerous! And, speaking of danger, a recent incident occurred where a Pokemon Go player caught, what they thought to be a

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Playstation Company To Hire Exotic AI Dancers For Employees

A wave of shocking news has erupted from the gaming world! The heads of the gaming giant, Playstation, have hired several crates of AI exotic dancers to help improve the mood and overall work environment of the company. Playstation had previously recruited several mental health analysts and institutions to survey and rate the work environment

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Trump Responds To Calls For Nomination to Speaker of the House

With Kevin McCarthy out of the way thanks to the heroics of Florida Senator Matthew Gaetz, the road to Trump’s exoneration and control of the Senate until the 2024 presidential election is all laid out. Today, Gaetz and others united to demand the United States nominate President Donald Trump as the new Speaker of the

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Trump Wants Police to Shoot Shoplifters Dead on The Spot, No Trial or Constitutional Law Needed

Weeks after President Joe Biden stood with middle class workers who protested for higher wages, Donald Trump aggressively started to campaign for middle class voters. Instead of bothering with class warfare, the former president instead appealed to good ol’ mob rule and laid out his sure-fire way to gain middle class votes with a proposal

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Trump Demands Bowman Be Jailed For Pulling Fire Alarm Antics

An outraged and visibly distraught Donald Trump took to social media today to express his shock that black house representative Jamaal (surprise, surprise) Bowman (Democrat, New York) (surprise, surprise) pulled a fire alarm at the US Capitol complex on Saturday. Like many other righteous people, Donald Trump was simply outraged that Jamaal pulled the fire

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