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Confirmed: My ‘Manhood’ Shrank By Two Inches and the NFL’s Taylor Swift Coverage Is To Blame

My name is Mason Smith and I have a truth to share: my manhood is two inches smaller and the relentless NFL coverage at Taylor Swift is to blame. I am a courageous man who will speak my truth. I believe in the Constitution. I believe in the Second Amendment. I believe in Jesus and […]

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Taylor Swift is Shrinking My Masculinity With Her GrammY White Dress and NFL Superbowl Screentime

Taylor Swift is directly to blame for my diminished manhood this morning and I am sick and tired of covering up this truth. Millions of us men have had to endure a football season of grotesque offense and torment. In what was supposed to be a glorious year of normalcy, we still have to live

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Is Exotic Jason Mamoa Setting Unreasonable Health and Beauty Standards for Men?

Jason Mamoa gains unfathomable fame and fortune through daily advertisements of his gleaming pecs, deep broody eyes and surfer wet voice to women worldwide. His brand of brawn and exotic mysticism leaves women and even some men moist and confused, seeking to get secret thoughts of his always somehow wet body into their daily fantasies

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Modern Man in the Workplace

Under Dark Liberal Era, Workplace Harassment of Men Sees All Time High

Bent To Her Dominating Will. Every man who works in a modern office has been here before. Layed out over his female supervisor or coworker’s desk, prone and vulnerable as she makes snapping commentary about his backside or becomes even more forceful with her harassment. Women use the modern office as a ‘good ol’ gals’

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Men’s Ministry ‘Teach A Woman to Pray Instead of Stray’ Event Huge Success

Marriages are failing at cataclysmic rates and the immorality of women is to blame. Ask any woman she will throw out the same tired excuses. “I was lonely. The kids stressed me into a moment of weakness. I had a few drinks. It didn’t have emotional meaning.” All of this are serpent tongued lies. While

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Christian Living: How To Use Tinder To Find a Female Date and Avoid Sneaky Gays Who Just Want to Get Into Your Pants

How to Use Tinder to Find a Female Date and Avoid Sneaky Gays: A Step-by-Step Tutorial We’ve all been there before. It is a Friday night after a long work week. Much like Adam in the Garden of Eden, we get lonely and need a companion to take to a nice movie and perhaps grab

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