The youth of social media have posited a new theory aimed at the classy and all-American sweetheart, Taylor Swift.
The new wild theory is just as horrible as those Twilight books. It purports that not only Taylor Swift a part of a weird agenda for global domination, she is in fact the clone of or the embodiement of someone named Zeena LaVey. Per the media spinsters, Swift and LaVey have similar songs, singing styles and look near identical.
The theory goes even further to claim Swift is ageless and a vampire.
Sin Rating Likelihood: 1/5. This is verifiably false because Taylor Swift is one of the most talented, moral women in America.
