God is finally weighing in on the issue of Hollywood making horrible, thoughtless movies as of late.  Only hours after the Red Dawn remake was released in theaters, unbeknowst to Hollywood producers, God was not impressed with the ridiculous idea of North Koreans terrorizing an American town with their non-existant [...]

For being people who proudly ‘Hate God’ (the definition of atheism), the Godless atheist sodomites love to use genetic science to play God by creating bizarre creatures of the Apocalypse.  The latest creature they have created is being called a California Wolverine Chimera.  

ChristWire High Priests of Republican Virtue, Carlos Espinosa-Jocim and Elias Watson travelled from Spain to communist Russia, where visibly disturbed Vladmir Putin asked for ChristWire blessed holy water to be splashed all over the heaving, bouncy bodies from the raver sin band Pussy Riot.  The name of the band tells what they are [...]

We may just have to nuke Wyoming. Oh how sad it is that President Abraham Lincoln weeps today because Wyoming is introducing a bizarre Doomsday Bill. In this crazy piece of ‘legislation’, Wyoming is making provisions on what to do if America’s economy gets too bad. Included in their plan [...]

We all know gays favorite holiday pastime is playing spike the nog with phalic spaddle and a thrilling round of hanky panky reverse banana moonslide monkey baby with each other’s backsides. But even more dangerous than having a gay lurking around your house at holiday time is letting them sneak a [...]

The first movie trailer for Marvel’s “The Avengers” has hit theaters and it’s apparent that comics are still a recruiting tool of corruption.  The shoddy and obligatory music is from a demonic band called Nine Inch Nails.  Turn nine upside down and what do you have?  A six.  And the [...]

Real Steel is the latest, unique movie from Hollywood that features a grizzled up man (Hugh Jackman) who gets in touch with his girly-side to teach a tough lesson to his son and all the other lost children of the world.  That’s one mullet and mascara away from sounding like [...]

This is an expose into the dark seedy underbelly of American Nerdism, a story of horror and disgust, and I hope a strong warning about the possible future of much of today’s youth. GODS GIFT TO WOMEN: God blessed woman with the over powering urge to mate with the “biggest [...]

Editor’s Note After publishing this piece yesterday, I have received hundreds of emails from comic book fans stating that all facts in this article are speculation and not true. There are many of you saying that comic books are not a problem in society, when even in the tender 1950s [...]

After being under wraps by DC Comics for more than a decade, the new Wonder Woman television show is being debuted.  From the costume alone and the lead’s suspiciously strong face muscles, it seems this show will be another lesbian romp fest akin to Xena warrior princess of Chyna of [...]

I know the gay agenda is rife in California but there is no excuse for parents to let their children eat of their candy. You all know the stats. 43% of all gays suffer from gay bowel disease and 68% of them have typically easy jobs in nursing and secretary [...]

Only weeks ago, we looked into a dangerous new trend where school girls were taking pictures of themselves in Batman panties and sharing them with millions of strangers on Facebook. Was there a comic book writer’s nerdy scheme behind the uncouth antics? Or was it a deeper cultural impact these [...]

As the Christmas holiday draws near, we all know that it has become not only a day for those who believe in the birth of our nation’s Lord and Savior.  It has became an embattled front, where the secular world tries to whittle away the special day until from the [...]

For every one gay, four children will get snatched and augered. I’ve warned you parents time and time again, beware the prowling gay menace. The gays are a mean, perverted lot who want everyone to think they are normal. They claim they like only rogering each other, but just like [...]

This is just getting old. You all know, comics are used to try to make children think ‘happiness and smiles’ occur when they are approached with gay agenda acts, but really it is a world of darkness and sin. Comics have long been used to convert people into making the [...]