College Humor Now Promotes Homo Gay Toys

We have had our run ins with the homo gay agenda supporting team at Collegehumor.com:

CollegeHumor.com Now Promotes Having Sex With Pony Anus’
College Humor Jake and Amire Cause Men To Have Homosex with Dolphins
CollegeHumor.com Now Promoting Child Molestation
College Humor Promotes Gay Office Relationships

And we have exposed the creators of toys that try to make our children gay:
Homogay Agenda Making STD Toys to Make Their Diseases Look Cute
New Water Balloons Teach Kids To Be DEVILWHORES
Marvel Now Promotes Gay Agenda With Wolverine Toy

But, now both Collegehumor and the homo gay toy making agenda have teamed up to create and advertise their latest mouth sex act toy……”Homo Tarzan” That is right my friends, a gay Tarzan.

We all know gay men love strong and ripped muscle chested men and now they want your young boys to love them too. What better way then to make a young boy want to cuddle up to a gay then to make a “cool” toy showing it is ok to perform widdle rompus to mouth acts?

But this toy is not just targeted towards young boys, but to college students… The good ol’ pony anus’ loving people at college humor are flashing this video (view below) to all of their viewers who are all college students. They are taking advantage of kids who are far away from home and don’t have parents to over look at what they are internetings.

Shame on your Collegehumor and shame on the twisted devil gays for making another satan infested toy. All Collegehumor wants to do is make your children DEVIL WHORES!

Homogay Agenda Making STD Toys to Make Their Diseases Look Cute

Not only are the gays making ice cream queer flavored or making toys to teach young children to be devil whores and how to whistle on a twinkie stick.

Now the gays want to make their disease ridden community look fun and friendly by making cute plush toys to show children that having aids or syphilis is nothing horrible. Little do the children know, that these diseases where thrown a pond them by satan so they could spread their gay sin filth around. Their souls are marinated in sin and veil disease and now that they know that we have learned to stay away from them, they are now trying to lure our children with more cute and friendly toys.

There is nothing cute about a men shoving his satan scepter into another man’s sin hole! This is an act that only sinners do! Also there is nothing “hot” or “sexy” about to male looking women diving head first into eachother’s sin infested bullet wounds.

GAY DISEASES ARE NOT CUTE AND WE NEED TO PUT AN END TO THESE HOMO TOYS!

New Water Balloons Teach Kids To Be DEVILWHORES

I wish I had 1 million straight pins right now because I’d pop every single one of these balloons and not stop until God helped me popped these creators straight to hell!

These businesses wonder why the economy is crashing and things are going south, then turn around and create nonsense like this! Where are the days when you can buy a Susy Homebaker oven recipe for girls and space ranger laser for your boys?

Sure, loose parents will laugh and let their teens buy these things and think it’s all about having summer fun. But I’ll tell you today that the highest summer heats of Arizona desert won’t compare to the summer desert of hell this balloon will land your kids!

One day it’s mouth to mouth unholy on this balloon and Wolverine then the next it’s licking some creepy men’s piggly wiggly for a dollar’s gain!

If you don’t want your kids turning to whores just stop buying toys altogether. Let the toy industry crash and burn because they are all without morals! I spit with disgust and won’t be happy until every single immoral toy company is burned for making God’s naughty list!

More Proof Marvel and DC ‘Comics’ Promote Homogay Agenda

My friends, there is a threat being marketed to your children by two dark companies named DC and Marvel. These strange people hide their agenda behind the word “comics” so you think your children are simply getting a dose of fun and happiness when they buy a comic book.

The truth is the sin-marinated pages of each comic will lead your child straight to the BBQ pits of Satan!

There is nothing so funny about how studies show comics cause over 20% young boys who read them to turn to, drugs, male gay prostitution and then death. I won’t even make you fathers out there cry about the findings of what happens if you let your daughters read comics.

We have done exposes that caught these evil companies in the act of corrupting your innocent children:

Marvel Promotes Gay Agenda with New Wolverine Toy (Marvel “Comics”)
Homo Gay Agenda Uses Comic Movie To Encourage Homosexual Activities (Marvel “Comics”)
Watchmen Video Game Promotes Homogay and Violence (Marvel “Comics”)
Wonder Woman Animated DVD (promotes feminism) (DC “Comics”)

Not too funny now is it? Well, the gay-inducing writers at Marvel and DC sure do think it is. They love to trick your kids into these gross lifestyle, devilhole love and beliefs in magic evolution just so they can get paid and make their dark lord proud.

Here is just a small sample of the innuendo these atheistic wonders paint in each of these comic books. Keep in mind these are not close to the worse.

Batman and Robin

Batman and Robin are a pantyhose wearing boy/man team who both champion the homogay agenda for DC comics. I’ve only started to review these character’s origins in detail, but it’s obvious these comic books probably account for at least .5% of the 2-3% of gays in America.

Batman and Robin entice young boys to think getting into the car with a stately old man with candy is a good idea. They’ll have a life of cool gadgets, beating up villains and being rich, all if they play ‘fun’ games with their old man benefactor. You know the truth is they’ll end up getting twiddled then end up getting traded around in Eastern Russia’s black markets. I spit with disgust on this filth!

Notice how they try to imply their Captain American (looks like a avatar for Uncle Sam) is a gay too

The Spider-man

The Spider-man is just about one of the most anti-moral comic characters ever created. President Joe Queseda and his little immoral writing hordes at Marvel use Spider-man to spread evolutionist propaganda and destroy the sanctity of marriage.

If that’s not bad enough, Marvel shows that Spider-man also supports Barack Obama, meaning this character is trying to make your kids think killing babies is ok and it’s nice to give money to American-hating terrorists.

Research shows this damaging character was created initially by a man named Stan Lee, then due to prayers and enforcement of morality on comics, this evolved man-spider lost popularity. That is until a new writer named Brian Bendis recently used his spirited hands to once again tempt children to read this dangerous propaganda.

My heart fears for our children because in addition to all these crimes against morality, Spider-man is also no stranger to promoting the homogay agenda.

Superman

When you think Superman, you may think that he stands for America. You think back to the Christoper Reeve Superman movie and perhaps an old World War 2 History Channel documentary where you saw of Superman slapping Japanazis; you get a little tear of Americana pride in your eye.

Well each time you or your kid buy a Superman comic or support these products, God sheds a little tear of sorrow because Superman has pulled the wool over your eyes.

That scarlet letter S on his chest may as well stand for Supersin, because deep down Superman’s origin and intent is to lead you to the eternal flames of hell.

Did you know that Superman is meant to convince you Jesus did not exist? Much like the sinful writing duo behind the South Park cartoon, Superman was created by two Jewish young men.

Siegel and Shuster, the creative minds behind Superman, borrowed from the story of Christ and put it into their Messiah, the Superman. Superman has all these fantastic powers and was sent by his father, Jor-el (remember, El means God in ancient Hebrew) to Earth to be a ‘light’ for the people.  Superman’s birth name is Kal-el, that is translated to, ‘the swift voice of God’.

Sound familiar?

Superman is not Jesus and each Superman comic is just a little slice right out of Satan’s diary. Now if his origins were not dark enough and warned about in Revelations, the modern handlers of Superman use him to promote, you guessed it, the homogay agenda. What is it with these comics and trying to make our kids embrace homolove?

How Can I Keep My Child Safe From These Gay-Inducing Comics?

Like pornography these “comics” are drugs for the mind. They will addict your child to weird thoughts and then fry their brain up with the high heats of hell.

If you don’t want your son to end up a gay prostitute in France or daughter lying near death in a smokes drugs house, please write angry letters and ask these people to stop destroying our kids.

You may notice your teenager is wearing clothing you don’t like or is acting strangely. These are all signs that comics or maybe even a new comic based movie has infected their mind. When they are gone, sneak into their room and remove then throw away all books, DVDs or video games that look like comics.

Your child may cry ‘it’s not fair’ and you just tell them that if they don’t want to end up missing on the 5 o’clock news then turn up in a ditch because some creepy cheetos-stained shirt pervert snatched them up in a comic books store, they better shut their mouths and give you thanks.

I am deeply disturbed by this comic agenda and will be writing letters to the owners and writers of this DC and Marvel. We will also continue to expose their trends until they answer for destroying morality with all these immoral liberal comic books.

Watch New Wolverine Movie Leaked Online Say Commies

Hollywood officials shocked and bewildered, new X-men Origins: Wolverine leaked online one month before official release date.

Communist liberals are making war against American’s economy, this time by leaking the not even yet released X-men Orgins: Wolverine film online.

Even though the X-men Wolverine Movie is based on a comics and is all about evolution, making it a double sin, it still does not give the Russians and whatever liberal supporters they have in the USA the right to destroy our economy by stealing this movie.

People wonder why the US economy is crashing and everyone is losing their jobs. Every year the movie industry loses $∞ dollars due to kids at liberal colleges illegally downloading movies. That’s a $1 with infinity zeroes behind it, my friends. The loss to the US economy every time someone downloads a movie is immeasurable and that’s why we keep losing all our wealth.

If this were the 1950s I would cheer on noble Senator Joseph McCarthy as he tracked down the people responsible and then doused them in water and gave them the electric chair. The quick death they would receive for aiding the Soviets in destroying capitalism would be far better than the shame they would have to burden for betraying God and their country.

X-men Origins: Wolverine would have been a major asset to the US economy. The billions upon billions of dollars the movie would generate would help everyone from trashmen at the production studios to executives in Hollywood.

Now, instead, the Chinese and Russians are furiously downloading the movie leaked by a new age Benedict Arnold. This film was not supposed to be released until April 29th in UK and May 1st in US, and yet an estimated 2 million people in the UK and US have already seen the movie.

In ticket sales alone, that’s $20 million dollars stolen from America, which is approximately $600 billion in fake European money. So far the movie has only been leaked and the US movie industry has lost out on half a trillion dollars. By next week, this will all be incalculable as the losses approach infinite amounts of dollars.

People who are stealing this movie are even smug enough to write critical reviews of the film in its incomplete form: “The CGI is missing and the movie looks horrible without it.” says one poster on aintitcoolnews.com

Friends, when you download a movie you power the engines of communism. I cannot stress enough how bad life will be for you when China’s economy overtakes America and their armies invade, killing your loved ones, all because college kids could not resist torrenting and illegally sharing this movie.

Piracy is not a fun thing, so stay off Satan’s playground and refuse to download or watch this leaked movie.

Marvel Now Promotes Gay Agenda With Wolverine Toy

It looks like our homo supporting friends over at Marvel have created a new toy to encourage young boys to perform mouth to mouth in a non holy way to a blow up toys twiddle rompus!

We might as well line our children up and burn them ourselves! If we make these types of devil pleasing acts ok they will all be burning in the fire lakes anyways!

I spit on you Marvel for creating such filth and then trying to cover it up with lies!

What’s next? The Wonder Woman lollipop? You are sick and twisted and I hope God’s Wrath purges the sin right out of you and then sends you to your master!

I bet the homo queers in San Fransisco are just waiting for their new pray to turn the ripe age of 12, so they can get their dingle dongs touched by some young boys lips! I pray everyday that God sends a fire ball right into the center of that city!

I ask all parents to pray that these homo gay supporters go out of business soon and that their black savior doesn’t send them a bailout package!