Proud Boys Angrily Take To Washington Streets, Demanding To Know Secret Location of Female Anatomy

In a story that likely should not be so shocking considering the editorial and cognitive prowess of some of my more right-leaning colleagues, the Proud Boys group today took to Washington and in an angry frenzy demanded to know the whereabouts of a key location of female anatomy:

While some people think childbirth is easy and that women’s anatomy includes a ‘separating flap’, it is a testament that America needs a stronger education system and that political protests have become a joke reason to gather for many groups out there.