9-Year-Old Noel Cyrus Models Lingerie Line
In what is officially the most offensive news of the day, we turn to our friends at MSN: Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age. Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens. Noah at two Halloween parties last year. The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents ...
Satanic Cat Predicts 50 Deaths
Satan has given a cat the power to predict deaths. According to Dr. David Dosa, a resident cat at a Rhode Island nursing home has the power to predict deaths. Whenever a patient is about to die, the cat will bolt into their rooms and curl up next to them. It will purr Satanicly and try to invite the old person's cold soul straight to the hottest depths of hell. Friends, we all know the cat is Satan's favorite animal. We saw them help the Egyptians worship false gods and it's no secret Wiccan witches keep them as dear companions. Now, we see ...
Barack Obama Wants Money for More Nukes
Dear friends, thank you for all the prayers you have said on behalf our President Barack H. Obama. I know over the last year, I have personally challenged Mr. Obama and may have somewhat criticized his agenda. This had to be done for his democrat agenda was naturally serving Satan. Somewhere deep within the bowels of my spirit and depths of my heart though, I knew this man had some light and good down in him. He was raised by a proper grandmother of a good genetic background. He was still allowed to become president of our ...
Dirty Shirty Launches New Devil Whore Website
The moral-less heathens at Dirty Shirty have spread their sinful love of half dressed women, by launching their new adult industry site! This site has been overhauled and completely powered by satan himself! The site tries to brainwash our young female youth into buying "dirty" shirts and flaunt their satanic milk sacks and devilish shaved legs. The site features shirts like "Honk if you like what you see" and "Bow down". "Honk if you like what you see" What in God's sweet name does this mean? This is just promoting the rape of females!! This site is saying it is ok for ...
Politics
Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against ObamaCare
by Abe
As if we needed more proof of why ObamaCare is dangerous for America, we now have...
Barack Obama Gives Free Food to 32 Million Welfare People
by Abe
The Obamas are illegally taking our money and giving it to the lazy poor. When I...
Las Vegas Commits Treason Against US President Barack Obama
by Abe
The city of Las Vegas has betrayed America, our Constitution, the Bible and God...
Canadian Premier Comes To America for Surgery
by Scott Grunhard
Newfoundland Premier Danny Williams will have heart surgery in the United States,...
Barack Obama Increases US National Debt to 12,312,597,931,121 , You Owe Him 104211
by Scott
The US National debt now stands at a whopping $12,312,597,931,121 and Barack Obama...
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White House Gets Buried Under Snow
by Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
As the New England states continue to be punished by God’s winter wrath, we...
God Strikes East Coast with Snowstorm
by Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
God has judged the East Coast of America yet again. For too long the New England...
Space Oddity Baffles Boffins
by Abe
Scientists at boffins are once again in awe of the power of God, this time as he...
Satanic Goose Attacks Kayaker
by Abe
In the following exclusive video from Fox News, we see a goose has been possesed...
Vampire Squid Turns “Inside Out”
by Amber
For the first time, a “vampire squid” has been captured on video. This...
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Iranian Terror Leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Watches Avatar
by Abe
As if we needed more proof of why you should ban your kids from seeing the movie Avatar, we now have secret footage of Iranian Terror Lord Mahmoud Ahmadinejad watching this foul movie at one of his terror theaters. Terror Leader Mahmoud Ahamdinejad’s Arabian eyes dance with delight as they watch sin-marinated Avatar movie that supports a gay... [Read more of this review]
NBC Helps Celebrate Black History Month
by Dan Nordgren
This semester I’ve had the excellent experience of being an intern at NBC studios in New York. It has been very eye-opening and taught me the inner-workings of media production. Outside that world, however, is the world in which we live; the world that us people in the entertainment and media business must capture, process and bring back to the... [Read more of this review]
9-Year-Old Noel Cyrus Models Lingerie Line
by Abe
In what is officially the most offensive news of the day, we turn to our friends at MSN: Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she’s doing something totally innapropriate for her age. Whether it’s dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits ‘Smack That’... [Read more of this review]
Aerosmith Steven Tyler Looks Like Old Lady
by Blake
Rock n’ Roll band Aerosmith has long offended God and our country with offensive music that promotes everything from drugs to worship of Satan. The band also was one of the first to promote the homogay agenda, with a song named “Dude Look Like A Lady”. Within the song, the band’s lead singer — Steven Tyler — implied... [Read more of this review]
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Space Oddity Baffles Boffins
by Abe
Scientists at boffins are once again in awe of the power of God, this time as he parades a new unidentified space object through the expansive mysteries of space. My friends, we have seen God do everything from make a cosmic space butterfly to throw a cometoid at the gays in San Francisco, but this one is truly spectacular. Let us not forget how only... [Read more of this review]
Vampire Squid Turns “Inside Out”
by Amber
For the first time, a “vampire squid” has been captured on video. This menacing creature has the ability to turn itself inside out and is known to primarily live in the deepest realms of the seas. This beast gets its name from its ability to capture a prey and then suck all of its blood from it. In recent years, these genetically crafted... [Read more of this review]
A Piece of Meat Still Alive with Demons
by Abe
As a searched YouTube today for more videos to warn you about, I have found more proof of how demons are infecting our food. They can inhabit swine as proved by the Bible. You all remember the account where a demon-possessed man ran up to Jesus, and yelled, “I am Legion! I am infected with demons who are mightier than an army of 6,000 men.” When... [Read more of this review]
President George W. Bush Inspires Americans to Save Haiti
by Amber
The poor country of Haiti needs our help. Last week, a devastating earthquake ravaged their nation and left the people of the country in a state of utter chaos, a tragic horror that no human should have to endure alone. As nations worldwide rush to help Haiti, it does take a tremendous amount of resources and business interaction to bring people necessary... [Read more of this review]
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