Vajazzling, The Newest Threat To Your College Son
Vajazzling is the latest threat to young men in college. At an alarming rate, female coeds are vajazzling their private regions to tempt young men into sex. There is a grave and sinister new threat facing our college sons nationwide. College girls are now "vajazzling" their privates with jewels in efforts to tempt our solid, young men into fornicating with them and having babies. Females are distracting young men from their studies, hindering their academic progress and dreams of becoming the doctors, lawyers and corporate executives of the next generation. Hordes of prowling college girls on campuses nationwide have vajazzaled private ...
Stone Tilly The Whale To Death
Bible Ignored, Trainer Dies -Abe Goodman Reporting (CW GLOBAL) Orlando, Florida - You are aware by now that a 12,000 pound killer whale at SeaWorld Orlando killed his trainer Dawn Brancheau yesterday by pulling her into a pool and dragging her around until she drowned, in front of a crowd of stunned guests. Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture. Join Us on AFA To Get Tilly! My friends, a murder is on the loose. It is on the prowl. Liberals are trying to let ...
Why Can’t I Lose Weight
Being an outdoorsman with a background in animal behavior, I'm oft asked many scientific questions. One of the ones I hear most frequently from co-workers and park visitors is, "Why can't I lose weight?" It is a question that plagues many Americans. Sadly, over 50% of the people of our country are overweight and/or obese. These numbers directly contribute to national debt, as weight problems lead to health problems, which oft time give rise to disability. Disabled Americans under the age of 65 hinder our economy, as they are unexpected non-workers who become wards of the state in terms ...
Foolish Girl Sneaks Out On Dangerous Blind Date
Women are gullible and naive. Ever since the dawn of creation, the daughters of Eve have fallen for the most Satanic of wiles time and time again. That is because women are stubborn and hard-headed. They do not like to take advice from those more keen than themselves, so they are constantly fooled. We saw it happen to Eve in the Bible and time and time again, we see it happen in day to day life. The nature of females make them particularly tough for parents to raise. Take the following account, for example. It's said that a cinematic ...
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