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680Killer Sharks versus Orca Battle it Out in New Zealand
by Abe - View all commentsThe Australian country of New Zealand shows a new savage ocean sport. The people in these lands have taken a majestic orca and thrown it into an ocean ‘cock fighting ring’, where they are forcing it to battle with several hungry, meanly trained and ornery great white sharks! I know that Sister Susan recently proved that this Kiwi Zulu aborigine British criminal descendants were brutal, but this takes the cake! I am so sickened by what I am seeing here? [...]
Oklahoma State’s Markel Brown Ejected After Dunk-of-the-Year on Missouri
by Thad Connely - View all commentsVince Lombardi: “After you score a touchdown, act like you’ve been there before.” This day and age, sports players like to showboat. It’s tough. The adrenaline is pumping, the crowd is cheering and your big play in a game may be immortalized by film, forever. In the heat of the big moment of a game, it is a natural part of human nature to want to celebrate. But how far is too far? Markel Brown learned that in the NCAA, [...]
Bruce Danus: A Real American Hero Like George W. Bush
by Bruce Danus - View all commentsIt was a quiet and calm Wednesday evening, but things suddenly took a turn towards the dangerous. I was out walking my “African-American” Labrador Retriever earlier this evening, and while he was doing his sinful and stinky business, I watched a crowded bus drive past us. A minute later, a Muslim Terrorist came up to me while my dog was still laying out a giant sin pile, and he asked me if the bus had come yet. Fearing for my [...]
Andy Biersack Breaks nose on stage. Was it really the work of “GOD”? Or is it just a bunch of lies and religious bs?
by XxEmo_PaganxX - View all commentsA girl who will do research when she can. If someone is wrong, she will show them. Any one who doesn’t believe her is foolish.
DONT’ DEFY HER DIVINE LOGIC!!
WICCA/PAGAN ALL THE WAY
Derek and Romaine Try to Smear Christwire
by Tyson Bowers III - View all commentsGay hosts, Derek and Romaine (Sirius XM outQ), try to smear the holy name of Christwire by having two of their homo callers call in and pretend to be the “founders” of Christwire.
Sinful Aussies Speak Out Against Christwire and God
by Susan B. Xenu - View all commentsJust as I told you Australians are vile sinful criminals. They are savage people in a savage land. Now they are proving my words and lashing out on youtube against my article of truth and love. Just days ago I published the article The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates Australia Day as a warning from God about his disappointment at the way that these heathens down under have been acting. But as usual it has done no god. They [...]
Possessed Cat Unleashes Satanic Rage
by Cassidy Pen - View all commentsIt is well known through the diligent efforts of the Chris†Wire research staff that cats are of the devil and their aim is the destruction of souls. Further proof of this can be found in the following video that documents the hideous actions of a satanically possessed varmint. WARNING: The following video depicts feline demonic possession. Due to the nature of this video, please first pray for God’s grace and have the weak-minded (women and children) step outside before [...]
Hillsong – How this church secretly converts millions to homosexuality
by Oscar D. Ablus - View all commentsHillsong (hillsong.com) is a rapidly growing and highly influential church (particularly in Australia) that is a front for the leftist homosexual agenda. It purports to hate gays as much as any right-minded Christian, with leaders of the church loudly and frequently voicing anti-gay sentiments – but the church’s secret agenda is to soften the minds of its flock with blatantly gay messages inserted into song lyrics. The church is no stranger to hypocrisy and lies – in 2008 a song [...]
Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming
by Christopher Christenson - View all commentsAny Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.
BREAKING: Barack Obama Gets Into Fist Fight With Female Arizona Governor Jan Brewer
by Frank Meyer - View all commentsBREAKING: US President Barack Obama Assaults Arizona Governor Jen Brewer Wednesday, Jan 25, 18:27:22 ET President Barack Hussein Obama arrived in Phoenix today and was immediately greeted by Arizona governor Jan Brewer. Relishing in the sun, inside reporters claim Obama initially looked happy as he stepped off Air Force One, that is until Governor Brewer handed the president a handwritten letter. Brewer had wrote a great book entitled “Scorpions for Breakfast”. A companion piece for the ChristWire Handbook, Scorpions for [...]
Emo Twittergate Controversy: Ronnie Radke of Falling In Reverse Tells fans “F**k You”
by Susan B. Xenu - View all commentsThat’s right emosexuals. I have been telling you that these emo band leaders are all evil people out for one thing. Your money. You all have told me “No, Susan you are wrong. Andy BVB and Wacky Radke love me for who I am, why can’t you”. Well here we have it. Ronnie Radke has went on a Twitter spree of insulting his fans. Just like every performer that calls their self an artist this man is more of a [...]
Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism
by Christopher Christenson - View all commentsWhen you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.
President Barack Obama Hugs US Rep Gabrielle Giffords Photograph
by Abe - View all commentsIn this heartwarming image, the courageous US Representative Gabrielle Giffords is hugging US president Barack Hussein Obama. Representative Giffords was gunned down in a horrific tragedy during a meet-and-greet effort in Arizona, where a lone crazed gunman attempted to assassinate the compassionate and progressive leader. Despite her grave medical condition, through sdetermination and an inner-strength rarely seen these days, Giffords persevered and has recovered. This woman is a true inspiration and this is a very nice photograph.
How To Trap A Hipster
by Abe - View all commentsWhen President Barack Hussein O’Spendhappy was giving his State of the Union address tonight, he forget a few people on whom we should be blaming all our problems. Sure, there’s Obama Momma Shaniquahs of America ruining our economy with all her Obamacare babies and socialist democrats who enable the entitlement society, but those are people we’ve long known about. There is one other demographic, the very ones who came out in record numbers to put Obama into office only four [...]
Disney Princesses: A Sterling Tradition of Great Values for our American Daughters
by Abe - View all commentsBehind the veil of Disney magic lies the sprawled loins of Satanic whispers. Dear parents make no mistake, the devil wants to make deviled eggs of the future egg layers of America, our daughters. He wants to slap the tangzy zip of Satanic salad dressing in the womb of every women and make them all gold digging devil whores! Now while I am not offended by a women who takes pride in looking good for her man, I also do [...]
The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates Australia Day
by Susan B. Xenu - View all commentsFrom time to time everyone gets a little voice in their head that tells them to do something. If you are a good and decent person then you know that is the voice of the Lord speaking to you. Recently I heard that voice. It was the voice of Jesus Christ himself telling me how much he hates the Pacific Island Nation of Australia. He wanted me to share with you and the world why he felt this way. For [...]
Examples of Atheists, Gays and Liberals Ruining Your Child’s Year Book
by Tyson Bowers III - View all commentsParents be warned! Liberals parents are using their children’s year books to push the homo gay and Atheist left winged agenda. Before purchasing this year’s year book, make sure to ask for a soft copy so that you can proof read it before purchase. It is also good to see how they place black students. If they are mashed up in the back of the book, that is a good sign of a high morally valued year book.
Man Marries Dead Girlfriend – Gay Marriage to Blame
by Tyson Bowers III - View all commentsWe all warned you that if The Gays were allowed to marry that all Hell would break lose and people would start to marry random things. Well this past week a man married his dead girlfriend and was deemed legal. We can only imagine it is only a matter of weeks that sick gay NAMBLA members will be walking down the isle with their little boy lovers only to be shortly followed by homosexuals wanting to marry their mini poodles. [...]
