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Mexico Declares War on America, Murders US Citizens Mexico Declares War on America, Murders US Citizens
by Amber

The Mexican Drug Army (MDA) has made military action against America. Reports from... 

Obama Admits He Is A Muslim Obama Admits He Is A Muslim
by Abe

My friends I have urgent news for you and I’m not sure how long it will be... 

Barack Obama is A Class Clown Barack Obama is A Class Clown
by Abe

As I scoured the internet today to find more proof of why we should impeach Obama,... 

Thank God I’m A Country Boy Thank God I’m A Country Boy
by Abe

I grew up on a farm. My father was a peanut farmer and my mother’s great-grandparents... 

California Changes Name of Negrohead Mountain in Malibu California Changes Name of Negrohead Mountain in Malibu
by Bren Langford

Hey local MLO bros. Negrohead mountain has been renamed after a black pioneer, all... 

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Science

Elusive Florida Monkey Eludes Captors, Dangerously Defies Darts Elusive Florida Monkey Eludes Captors, Dangerously Defies Darts
by Abe

St. Petersburg, Fla – Alarming news from Florida, where authorities report... 

Stone Tilly The Whale To Death Stone Tilly The Whale To Death
by Abe

Bible Ignored, Trainer Dies -Abe Goodman Reporting (CW GLOBAL) Orlando, Florida –... 

Why Can’t I Lose Weight Why Can’t I Lose Weight
by Abe

Being an outdoorsman with a background in animal behavior, I’m oft asked many... 

Chile Struck Down With 8.8 Mag Earthquake! Chile Struck Down With 8.8 Mag Earthquake!
by Reverend Clyde H. Higgins

God uses his power to snap an unknown bridge in Chile, as to make it harder for... 

Atheists Make Monkey Addicted to Cigarettes, Cheap Whiskey Atheists Make Monkey Addicted to Cigarettes, Cheap Whiskey
by Patrick Graham

In their latest attempt to convince the public that humans and monkeys are all one... 

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Values & Lifestyle

Watch 24 Day 8 2am – 3am, Season 8 Episode 11 Online Now Watch 24 Day 8 2am – 3am, Season 8 Episode 11 Online Now
by Dan Nordgren

Christian TV Review:  24 – Day * (2am – 3am):  Season 8 Episode 11 Hit television show 24 was back with another exciting episode, with Jack Bauer helping defend America against all sorts of terrorist threats. As we know, Jack Bauer loves freedom.  He is the modern-day epitome of a soldier from the WW2 era.  He loves his country, America. ... [Read more of this review]

Richard Dawkins and Seppe Cools, A New Secret Internet Team Against Christ Richard Dawkins and Seppe Cools, A New Secret Internet Team Against Christ
by Abe

As we continue to investigate the atheist terror attacks Richard Dawkins has ordered on ChristWire, more parts of their scheme are being revealed. For those who do not know, Richard Dawkins is organizing a new way for atheists to spread propaganda on the internet. He is attempting to subvert the truth by blacking out all outlets that work for America... [Read more of this review]

A Women Crashes Car, Was Shaving Her Whonanny A Women Crashes Car, Was Shaving Her Whonanny
by Abe

A Florida women has crashed her car because she was shaving her whonanny. Why she would think it is a good idea to put a razor down there while driving is beyond me. According to reports, like a typical woman she got distracted but what she was distracted with is just beyond ridiculous. I know a womens is horrible drivers. We have proven this fact... [Read more of this review]

Justin Bieber Causes Girls To Make Sinful Videos Justin Bieber Causes Girls To Make Sinful Videos
by Abe

I have no idea who this Justin Bieber is, but he is causing our teenage daughters to make sinful videos in his name. As I searched YouTube today, I saw cause to issue an immediate Parenting Moral Alert Satan is always looking for a way to enter your daughter’s dreams, so he can entice her to do bad things once awake. In this following video, we... [Read more of this review]

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Obama Admits He Is A Muslim Obama Admits He Is A Muslim
by Abe

My friends I have urgent news for you and I’m not sure how long it will be before Obama sends his KGB terrors to get me. This may be my last time informing you but it is worth it. Please pray for me and spread the word to all your friends. We now have proof that Barack Obama is a Muslim. He has sneaked into our Christian White House to spread... [Read more of this review]

Jesus Dislikes Klingons, Star Trek Jesus Dislikes Klingons, Star Trek
by Abe

This is a pretty funny, neat skit, with good and true take home message.  Read More →

Japanese Create Gay Susan Boyle Named “Smasan Boyle” Japanese Create Gay Susan Boyle Named “Smasan Boyle”
by Abe

The Japanese are such a perverted people that they build anime porn shrines next to public schools and have huge festivals where they run around without clothing to cover their little nethers. It is all sick and abomination in Japan, so the following entertainment news is not so much of a shock but moreso, “How dare they!” Susan Boyle has... [Read more of this review]

Man Forced To Use Stun Gun on Dancing Sinner Man Forced To Use Stun Gun on Dancing Sinner
by Abe

A Baraboo man was forced to make a citizen’s arrest, as he caught a male dance instructor defiling a married woman with Satanic dances. Dane’s county sherrif’s department reports the man used detective work to see a married woman had invited a male dance instructor to her home, where she was dancing the night away with him while... [Read more of this review]

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