My good Republican friends, we can all now sit back and relax.   Today our Lord has answered our one and only prayer, that we do not have a melanin-rich man as president for the next four years.  I said it and you know that is what we need.  In this time of [...]

No!  No!  No!  My world is like totally ruined, right now.  It’s a gag me with a spoon moment.  Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were the most presh couple in Hollywood!  Now, they are broken up.  I just knew that homewrecker Taylor Swift had her eyes pierced on Justin Bieber.  [...]

Hollywood, CA – A new doll named the ‘Just-in Beaver’ doll has many parents upset and the singer represented by the doll ‘incensed’.  As reported by the Huffington Post, the Just-in Beaver sex doll promises entry from ‘multiple positions’ and is more geared toward allowing the buyer to engage in [...]

  WASHINGTON, D.C. – New information of voter fraud could mean Barack Obama is not president of the United States.  The question is will Obama’s government suppress this information before it reaches public media.  Sources at The Daily Duffle, a news site operated by veterans, report that hundreds of thousands [...]

Denver, CO (Christwire Global) – The ill-effects of marijuana legalization are already being seen in Colorado.  Since Barack Obama legalized the most dangerous drug on Earth, we’ve seen marijuana cause all sorts of crime and horrors in Colorado. Of all those stories we will show in a bit, the most troubling [...]

[box_dark]Daniel 8:23-25 And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up.   And his power shall be mighty, but not by his own power: and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, [...]

Look upon the image to your right, and you will see the great Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.  But behind him, you can see in this rare image a familiar face.  For the first time, we have uncovered absolute and irrefutable proof that Obama is supernatural.  His powers are more [...]

Fox News’ commentators are obviously not the happiest people today.  In a night where Mitt Romney did not even make a concession speech ahead of time, it was obvious that Republicans truly believed Mittens and Sir-Rape-A-Lot Paul would be celebrating victory today.  And sadly, their thoughts were not far off.  [...]

Denver, CO – President Barack Hussein Obama, now going by the street name of President Obongo, bribed the entire young vote of Colorado with promises of legalized marijuana if they voted him president. The people of Colorado responded and Obama kept his promise. Colorado has become the first state to [...]

In an amazing turn of events, after MSNBC, CNN, and HuffPo all claimed victory for Barack Obama in the 2012 election, Obama has withdrawn from the race. During the election coverage, many of the liberal news networks were showing video of Barack Obama’s Kenyan homeland where his fellow tribesmen were [...]

  The final polls are in, Barack Obama has won the 2012 elections and will remain president of the United States. We are naturally demanding a voter’s recount because just like in 2000, 20004, 2008, the Democrats have tried to cheat the numbers. MSNBC predicted Obama would win months ago. [...]

Our band takes a look at how life will be if you vote for Mitt Romney today. America faces a crucial crux point in history.  We can choose to vote a socialist named Barack Obama into office, who will assure all people are treated equal, everyone (even the poors) are [...]

Katy Perry skintight ballot dress proves Democrats are desperate to get votes at whatever cost.

Only a day before the 2012 elections, our crack investigative team at Christwire has come upon the most devastating fact against Obama. The onus of responsibility is great here, because the nation needs to know that Obama is supporting a group of men who call themselves the bronysexuals, a group [...]

Just look at it.  Take a good eyeful at the left, because you shall now see evidence that atheists are taking their political tomfoolery into our churches!  My middle name is Anger if my first name is Wrath right now, because this makes me angrier than every time I read [...]