photo credit: tanakawho As the nations of China and Taiwan partook in their annual ritual of Lanterns Festival, where they sinisterly burn lanterns for suspicious, unknown reasons (that should still frighten you), one of their unfinished, luxury hotels instantly went up in flames. During the lantern festival, one of their [...]

This past week I am sure that many of you heart the story of a woman named Nadya Suleman. Through unknown magical evolution rituals and invocation of magics, a cult of scientists were somehow able to let her become pregnant with eight little babies all at once. Though the babies [...]

The liberals on the infamous BJ Radio Show made haha-hooey over a very serious piece in which our esteemed colleague Jack Gould reviewed a new very serious threat to our society. The threat of course was the CyberDildonic robot device, which is a prototype device evolutionary scientists eventually plan to [...]

Atheist kitten lovers are again stirring up the propaganda machine, this time framing a very innocent dog as the culprit in a string of bizarre store robberies. Clearly, the dog was somehow coerced into stealing said sack (maybe the atheists were holding its puppies ransom) and naturally came back to [...]

There is a new game teens are playing in middle school all across the nation, that game is called ‘Took A Sip From My Devil Cup’. Much like the very scary Rainbow Parties that plagued the nation last year, this new game of ‘Took A Sip From My Devil Cup’ [...]

Hello good friends, Joe P. Reagan here. Hopefully you all have had a February filled with the pure goodness that only the last bite of steak topped with thick A-1 steak sauce can deliver. Today we’re going to forgo our usual look into our morally questionable world and society to [...]

Television continues to prove how it breeds violence, this time with a video that allegedly shows the WWE wrestler Chris Jericho punching a female fan in the face. Now had the fan been his wife and she had talked back about not making dinner by 5 pm or spending too [...]

Hello friends, Joe P. Reagan here and there is one question on my mind today. World, why must you hate the moral nation of America? At five o’clock last Friday, like millions of other Americans I happily fled my office and looked forward to a nice weekend of solace and [...]

One of the most common email subjects we receive pertains to the moral foundation of America. Simply put, in either question or outright refutation, dozens of emails per week ask if we believe America was founded on the principles of Christianity. More specifically, readers ask if you could call our [...]

As was told even in the times of the gospels of the New Testament, we are certainly living in a very fast-paced, shallow and superficial world. The wisdom of man dictates that we should praise material things, or as famed Hawaiian rhythmic guitarist Jack Johnson puts it ‘fancy cars, clothes [...]

Only a day after Chris Brown had an embarrassing arrest for allegedly beating his girlfriend Rihanna, urban music is making another big headline -this time a bit more positive- with the All Eyes on Me Obama Mix tape. Created by an independent artist, the Obama All Eye on Me mix [...]

Last night during the secular Grammy celebrations, the antithesis to the Dove Awards, media went abuzz as famed hip hopper Chris Brown did not make an appearance. Media speculation indicates that Brown was arrested for beating up his girlfriend, another hipster named Rihanna. While there is nothing surprising about people [...]

Do you enjoy prosperity? Do you enjoy the ability to provide your family with a nice home, car…food? Perhaps a gift for your wife, or hey, yourself this coming weekend? I know I enjoy all of these things, and therefore it is my proud honor to tell you about the [...]

As everyone should know, President Obama is trying to finish off America with a ridiculous stimulus package that’ll cost you trillions of dollars. To get this package to pass, the government is going to take all your money and use it on things like abortion, giving healthcare to people who [...]

Hip hop couple Chris Brown and Rihanna might have some problems tonight, as speculation abounds that Chris Brown was arrested on charges of battering none other than Rihanna. Neither of the stars made an appearance for teh Grammy’s. While the only verifiable part of the story is that Brown was [...]