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Confirmed: My ‘Manhood’ Shrank By Two Inches and the NFL’s Taylor Swift Coverage Is To Blame

My name is Mason Smith and I have a truth to share: my manhood is two inches smaller and the relentless NFL coverage at Taylor Swift is to blame. I am a courageous man who will speak my truth. I believe in the Constitution. I believe in the Second Amendment. I believe in Jesus and

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Is Your Local Mall Santa Stuffing An Extra Package in Your Wife’s Chimney Stocking this Year?

Santa has long been an adversarial detriment and antagonist against the nuclear family around the holiday season. Bogarting all the credit for toys hard earned by hours of labor in a thankless job, Santa is vainglorious as he steals the honor and glory that should be going to dads worldwide who spend their money to

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