Author name: Marion Uncmeier

Friends gather around, I'm the new Saint in town, and my journalism is backed by the holy flock underground. I drink up all the communion wine you have on your shelf, because I just cannot help anointing myself.

Marion Uncmeier

CDC: First Man Diagnosed with Stage 4 Homosexuality , ‘There Is No Cure’

The CDC has confirmed the first known case of Stage 4 Homosexuality. While seasoned gays such as Sir Elton John, Liberace and Sir Ian McKellen are some of the most recognizable examples of men who are in Stage III homosexuality, officials warn that Stage IV homosexuality takes the condition ‘to entirely new levels of psychological and physiological …

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Under Dark Liberal Era, Workplace Harassment of Men Sees All Time High

Bent To Her Dominating Will. Every man who works in a modern office has been here before. Layed out over his female supervisor or coworker’s desk, prone and vulnerable as she makes snapping commentary about his backside or becomes even more forceful with her harassment. Women use the modern office as a ‘good ol’ gals’ …

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Beware: Gays Are Lacing Halloween Candies with Homosexual-Inducing Drugs

Halloween, commonly known in the homosexual community as ‘Gay Christmas’, is one of the most dangerous days of the year for heterosexual men. With men showing off their bodies with ‘Hunky Cop’ and ‘Egyptian Ab Pharaoh’ outfits, gays cannot help but salivate and have the times of their lives as they watch from afar, waiting to unload their …

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