Marion Uncmeier

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Marion Uncmeier
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Newborn Mother Irate With Doctor After He Tells Her To Not Take Lords Vain in Childbirth

A doctor is in hot water after a newborn mother reported the doctor told her ‘Do not use the Lord’s name in vain’ as she screamed uncouth pronanities during childbirth. First reported on Percolately.com, a harrowing summary of a Reddit.com post to the Am I The Atheist (AITA) subreddit, the post details: “I (28 F[emale])

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Is Exotic Jason Mamoa Setting Unreasonable Health and Beauty Standards for Men?

Jason Mamoa gains unfathomable fame and fortune through daily advertisements of his gleaming pecs, deep broody eyes and surfer wet voice to women worldwide. His brand of brawn and exotic mysticism leaves women and even some men moist and confused, seeking to get secret thoughts of his always somehow wet body into their daily fantasies

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Do Women Still Have a Moral Obligation To Shave When Their Boyfriend or Husband Commands?

Since the time of Adam, any man who has reached veteran status in relationships with women knows one truth: women are masters of the bait and switch. Nowhere is this topic more prevalent than the issue of shaving. Sure, Eve may have had a decent excuse to not shave every day. There was not shaving

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Is Your Local Mall Santa Stuffing An Extra Package in Your Wife’s Chimney Stocking this Year?

Santa has long been an adversarial detriment and antagonist against the nuclear family around the holiday season. Bogarting all the credit for toys hard earned by hours of labor in a thankless job, Santa is vainglorious as he steals the honor and glory that should be going to dads worldwide who spend their money to

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Parents Beware: Moist Hallmark Christmas Movie Vixens Are Plotting To Steal Your College Son’s Virginity and Future This Christmas Break

Parents, I urgently write this heartfelt letter to you to warn that your son’s immortal soul, career and future are all at risk. Jezebel young women are to blame. You must take action and heed these words now. With your sons returning home from college for winter break, beware the local neighborhood Jezebels. They have

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Disgusting Democrats Defile Senate with Acts of Sodom and Gomorrah!

The Spirit of Homosexuality has now filled the sacred halls of American democracy. New footage allegedly shows that a Democrat Senate staffer engaged in no decency gay sins in the halls of America’s government. The absolutely shocking footage shows the staffer has assumed the ‘bottom gay yoga doggy’ pose, a perennial favorite amongst the homosexed

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If Humans Are So ‘Weak’ Compared to Other Animals, Then Why Did Mankind Dominate Earth The Last 6000 Years of Existence?

By Marion UncmeierApproximately 6,000 years ago, God created the Heavens and the Earth.  And upon the creation of Earth, created he the most unique of all organic beings:  man. Man was created of the image of God, but yet, we were given bodies bound by the laws of thermodynamics.  We cannot create nor destroy matter. 

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CDC: First Man Diagnosed with Stage 4 Homosexuality , ‘There Is No Cure’

The CDC has confirmed the first known case of Stage 4 Homosexuality. While seasoned gays such as Sir Elton John, Liberace and Sir Ian McKellen are some of the most recognizable examples of men who are in Stage III homosexuality, officials warn that Stage IV homosexuality takes the condition ‘to entirely new levels of psychological and physiological

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